how my brain approaches a day of homework. -.-

I get up in the morning.
The following thought pops into my mind. Like every day:

Hmmmm alright, TODAY I am going to turn my whole  life around and do homework in abundant amounts and recover completely and miraculously from my sickness. 

Well.. not the sickness part every day but you know what I mean. :)

And then this brain goes,

Heeeeeey.

did that sound like a hooker? coz that's what brain does, it gets me hooked on procrastination ^^^ o.O

And I'm like,

Uhhh... hi? :) *thinking I am going to have a great productive day*

So like... you have  eight hours to homework today, is that enough?

Well you have seven subjects, how much homework can you GET , you haven't even been at school, 

of course it is.

;)

So I'm thinking,

Hehh? Aren't you supposed to like be smart and stuff and tell me to study?

BUT

IT'S MY BRAIN AND I CAN'T KEEP SECRET THOUGHTS FROM IT.

Oh, come on, you work too hard,

and you're sick and you need to be getting better.

Take the morning off,  sweetie. 

You can afford to.

:) 

So here is my brain,

offering me a few hours off. Of relaxation, to do whatever I want. And who am I to say no to a rest break? So of course I take it.

And then the minutes

become hours

become days

Well, collectively, if you add up all the procrastination of this week (Let's not think about my lifetime).

Anyway later on, I'm about to start my homework and I feel like I'm running out of time. THEN the banshee starts bellowing.

But you have plenty of time to spend an hour on the phone with Dramaqueen and practically a day on msn with Haloman. Not to mention all the other conversations you've had and episodes of Prank Patrol  and Lizzie Mcguire you've watched.

Shut up, brain. I know I'm stupid. Who's side are you on?
And heyyy... prank patrol? Pffft my sister forced me ;)

*Awkward silence*

Okayyy.... maaaaybe she didn't. :) But there wasn't really much else to do at home.

Homework?

...

Well,

I'm sick,

I'm on antibiotics,

And I am regretting not having started it sooner because I have work tomorrow as well.

Ohhhhh the joy. :D

You always do this. 

I'm ashamed. 

You're doomed for failure.

BUT I AM NOT DOOMED FOR FAILURE.
And I will make sure of that. :)
At least my mind loves me.
<3 you, mind. :D


Then again.... it may have been my mind leading me on at the start....