Slow down little people!

You know that generation just under ours? Well sub-generation. The annoying tweens and just-turned-teens. I don't know what generation they are technically a part of but someone needs to tell them to keep out of ours for the time being. ;)
Don't get me wrong, I loooooove kiddies. Well I like the innocent or adorable ones anyway hahaha!
What annoys me is these tween people because... They think they are teenagers.
Wait till you get there, children. Stop rushing to grow up. -.-
The other day I was at work when I saw a girl with a complete cakeface. Eyeliner, eyeshadow, mascara, foundation, blush, lipstick. And guess how old this child looked.
Four.
But i guess that's a different story. And she was very cute... But blocked pores at toddler stage isn't a good start.
With makeup... I don't really think there is an age where you can be considered old enough to wear it... But for starters... I think you need to be able to dress yourself at least.
Anyway, now I'm off on another trail talking about kids growing up too fast in general. Sorry, back on track. :D
Yes, tweenagers. You are called tweens for a reason. Fake tans do not make you look older, they make you look orange. There is no point boasting about waxing your legs when you have no hairs to speak of. And dressing provocatively, huh? Save it for when you're older. Though being a sl*t will be cheap on your parents' pockets (since you still need to rely on that), $50 at a fill-a-bag sale and you have your entire wardrobe.
Seriously, slow down children, otherwise you are going to crash and it will be too late to turn around and realise you have lost your childhood.
But of course, no one of this age bracket reads this blog so who exactly do I think i am adressing? ;)

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