The BRBers of the world... here's one to you :)

Okay, so there are those conversations on MSN that turn out .... awkward. 


You know those conversations that are just ... dead, from start to finish? 


You might be talking to someone who you haven't spoken in yonks and they come on and you think "Wow we used to be really close! Best I say hi!"
If you're reading this and thinks "Aaah she's so talkin bout me *guilt*"... well maybe I am. ;) 


A hypothetical exaggerated conversation with my hypothetical friend... Sara Lee. :)
Me: Heyy! :D << Dude, this is me containing my excitement. I'm a bubbly person, I can't help it XD
Sara: hey there << :O is that monotone? thank you for that -.- already let down
Me: Hru??? Haven't spoken in ages! :)  << i tried again :)
Sara: ye ik. ye im gud, u? << Oh LOVE it. -.- minimum characters.
Me: well im ok :)  << note loss of exclamation marks as excitement dies.
Okay I'm not just being an overanticipating brat here, but I swear "Sara Lee" was a friend I've known since we were 9. Six months ago, our convos went "Hey! :D" "HEYYY!!! HRU?" and what is this, now i get monotone?
Me: what hav u been up to? << polite conversation device. like i started the convo, i gotta do something with it.
Sara: nm. jst stuff. brb.
And FAIL IZZLETAYS, FAIL. Of course the bum never returns. Wow, I didn't realise I was that unpleasant. :D And worst part is, I took the effort to be nice and she made me feel like a loser. -.- 


And I guarantee I can't be the only loser who gets it, everyone must have at least one time when they have talked to a "Sara Lee" - an old best friend who used to be closer than .. other dirt? But now she doesn't care enough to waste some extra letters typing to you.
Well this crap used to be like "Oh. She didn't return and it's been two hours" but haha now it's so common that everyone knows as soon as someone brbs them with no reason (unless its a close friend), they are NOT gonna be right back. Or back at all. When not for you anyway. 
Hahaha... few years ago I used to be so polite *cough sad cough* that when someone said brb to me, I wouldn't get off till they told me they were back. I thought of it as, just say you went to Maccas with a friend and they went to the toilet. You wouldn't leave without telling them, right?
Yeah Sara Lee, you wouldn't do that in the real world so why do it online? Plain rude, child. Next time you call me on my mobile, I will tell you I am going to go get something and never come back to the phone so I can waste your credit. ;)
But alas, I can only plan revenge and can never put any of it into action. :)


Note: This chick, Sara Lee, shall be my hypothetical b*tch for this blog. Hahahaa ;)