List of completely useless talents I have been bestowed with that will not help me in VCE.

1. Losing pens

2. Losing a textbook just before I have to study (then wasting half an hour trying to find it)

3. Blogging (well... not as much a talent {as it may have been when I first started my blog, read my first few entries and you'll see what I mean, this stuff is crap} but it is completely useless and a procrastination method) :D

4. Spotting mysterious cats in the middle of assessment tasks

5. Making a discreet rolling-away escape from the area when a bee is around ;)

6. Pissing off some teachers :D

7. Getting Bs in my year 12 subject

8. Putting dance exams at importance over school ones

9. Procrastinating by looking up "study methods" (which leads to youtube links which eventually lead to So You Think You Can Dance videos :D)

10. Protecting my awesome friends from predatorial.. guys. And stalkerish ones. ;)

11. Complaining about how I don't have enough time

12. Always thinking that I have more potential (which I clearly don't)

13. Never being able to give up (I don't know whether that's good or bad :D)

14. Skillfully ignoring Haloman's questions about my favourite singer/s ;D

15. Attracting pedos. o.O

16. Dancing like a crazy person at one o' clock in the morning, when no one is around to watch my psychotic interpretative dances ;)

17. Annoying people i love :D

18. Annoying people I don't like :D

19. Annoying people in general.

20. Overthinking about things when I tell myself to stop thinking about it :D

21. Downloading music when I am supposed to be studying

22. This one is just for Haloman: wait for it.... MATCHMAKING! ;D

23. Eating chocolate and getting pimples resulting from it -.-

24. Losing things I love so much, like... actually let's not go there ;)

25. Keeping in contact with people ;D (may also be classed as being a distractor... or a stalker, if you want to go that far, but pfft i don't reckon so ;D)

26. ACCIDENTALLY making people feel bad -.-

27. Somehow finding my way back to the coolest friends ever ;)

28. Making online friends that aren't pedophiles (no matter how much Cookie and I insist that they are LOL)

29. BARGAIN-HUNTING. *

*I'm a craaaaazy bargain hunter. Things just happen to end up on sale racks in my size for like.. 10% of their usual price. It's actually pretty amazing. :D Come shopping with me and you'll see what I mean. And it's not coz I happen to be size 26 or the item is soiled or stained or returned or dysfunctional. :D

30. Turning nerds into ... well, not-so-nerds. o.O (also known as an occasional bad influence! :O)

31. Surprising people with my crazy bipolar-ness ;D - SUDDEN mood swings eg: you'll be talking and I'll out of nowhere say "OMG.." and bury my head in my hands or something.

32. Pointing out what shouldn't be stated in public. I specialise in "SHE'S RIGHT BEHIND YOU" moments. :$

33. Accidentally making the guys I like fall for my best friends ;D

34. Being book-smart but street-dumb. :D Well.. my friends are starting to educate me in the ways of the street... oh man i'm making it sound like I hang around with prostitutes (TU) Trust me, my friends are 100000000% clean. ;) well most of them hahaa, jokes ;)

35. Having a flexible neck (LOL don't ask o.O)

36. Embarassing myself whilst delivering orals - yay!

37. I just want 40 talents hahaha ;D umm... what else can I do? OH YES, finding ways to get my sister to help dad with the computer ;) jokes, I help him ... when I'm not homeworking, that is. :D

38. Protecting my friends from pedophiles / unwanted ermm.. "suitors" ;)

39. Not being able to control my procrastination once I start doing it :D

40. Somehow managing to stay up till 1 every night of the school holidays XD

YAY 40 talents.. that are more acquired bad habits rather than actual gifts from God to help humankind. Greeeeat. :D